once in 4th grade a teacher wouldnt let this guy go to the toilet so he sat there and pissed his pants and i have never had more respect for someone in my life
I don’t care if I’m sleeping.. If I’m having my own problems or if I’m angry at you.. If you need me and if you need to talk to me I’ll always be there for you. No matter how big or how small your problem is.. I’ll be there.
You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”